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The WARTHOG (Wiped Ass Road Trip Heading Of God) does, in fact, have very SHITTY windheild hwipers. They wipe barley 100% of rain off the windshield. It wipes off at leaset 27% of rain off of da windshield. Also, the doors are half-beaten to the poitn where their hinges are merley brokin off to teh bone so................ya man, JUST AN ONION.

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