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Question: "When will Episode 3 (Half Life 2) be released?"

Answer: The day right after you DIE. That's VALVe's master plan. While we wait for that day to come, we will be given other possible games such as Portal 3 , Counter Strike 2, Team Fortress 3, Left 4 Dead 3 and much much more. JUST WAIT. Have faith in VALVe and you'll see the day that it is released. Oh, and tip for you if you want to stop delaying Half LIfe 2 Episode 3 so much, stop teasing Gabe about his weight. I have a feeling that he is being enraged.

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